i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
her-name-is-alex asked: hey, idk if you remember me but we were going to rp at some point and never did, so if your still up for it then right on.
Hey Alex. I remember. We can do it whenever you want. Just gotta message me.
Anonymous asked: aw friend. i happened to notice you posting a lot of depressing stuff recently. keep your head up. :D is everything okay? is it a mental health issue? or is it just typical teenage drama? or maybe a self-esteem problem?
Thank you honey. It’s a bit of everything. I’ll do this quickly as I figure I’ll get asked about what specifically is wrong.
*RANT RANT RANT RANT*
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~ School sucks. It’s too much for me to handle.
~ Boys suck. I like this boy and let’s just say there is no way he’s interested in me. He’s out of my league so much it’s crazy.
~ Friends suck. My “best friend” is pissed with me because we had lunch together and it didn’t go how she wanted blah blah blah fuck her tbh. That’s shit I don’t need.
~ I lost a pet tonight. Which is always just so much fun. Twas a hamster and was my little baby whom I loved very much and held her until she died which kills me and just no thanks.
~ I have a monologue for Drama that I have to present on thursday that I just cannot even. I have it done but it’s too long. Everybody loves it so much they don’t want me to cut anything out. Thanks.
~ Life sucks. I don’t even want to go to band it’s so bad. And, for those who don’t know me personally, band is all I really have in life so yeah. That’s bad.
~ I hate myself. To no end. And I feel like I’m in a downward spiral. And just. No thanks.
~ I hate everything. Literally everything. Not even for a good reason. Just hate it.
~ I have no want to look pretty. No makeup will be applied tomorrow. And I’m probs gonna wear jammies. I really don’t give a flying fuck anymore. Fuck.
Thank you for asking. There is what’s wrong. Rant over. Thanks.
i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies